YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE THE DEPT. of ARTIFICIAL COMMON SENSE
IDENTIFIED YOU AS AFRICAN AMERICAN.
LOCK IN YOUR FREE TICKET BELOW.
You are now officially registered with the Department of Artificial Common Sense of the Dutty People Party!
IF YOU ARE NOT AFRICAN AMERICAN, WE WILL FIND OUT AND CANCEL YOUR TICKET.
WE MOVING LIKE POLITICIANS — WE BELIEVE IN SURVEILLANCE.
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Just make sure they have sense too.
See you on Saturday!